Paranoid in my new car

Paranoid - para·noid Pronunciation: 'par-&-"noidVariant(s): also para·noi·dal /"par-&-'noi-d&l/Function: adjective1 : characterized by or resembling paranoia2 : characterized by suspiciousness, persecutory trends, or megalomania3 : extremely fearful- paranoid noun

I fear they are all out to get me - Today I almost got rear-ended. The guy with the beard was mad at me. Why?! He was not paying attention. On Saturday, driving to Fiesta Henderson with my best bud Molli, and a car with two seniors, just about side-swiped us. On Molli's side - sorry about that. New Car Paranoia! Just because I have a new car does not give you crazy drivers the right to mess with me.

Gotta love the new car smell. Leather seats and lots of chrome. A very sporty, silver, Ford Fusion - yes I got the upgrade with a sports package. Very fun to drive. I have not owned a car in over 9 years. Dodge Ram 1500, Ford Explorer Sport Track. We traded in the Dodge my husband took my Red Explorer, and I got the new car.